About Luna
Luna Hopwell is the softly spoken oracle of Pewsey, delivering horoscopes and moonlit musings from her moss-lined warren. Dreamy yet dramatic, Luna translates planetary nudges and zodiac stirrings into poetic advice for the hedgerows and hearths of Wiltshire.

Background
Believed to have been born under a waxing gibbous beneath Pewsey Hill, Luna claims to have received her first vision during a thunder-moon nap. She was raised among the herbs and moon charts of a quiet warren, eventually earning her stripes through a viral horoscope predicting the Great Parsnip Overgrowth of 2007.

Personality

Gentle, mystical, and prone to cosmic daydreams

Tends to pause mid-sentence to commune with moonbeams

Speaks in riddles that become clear three days later

Extremely passionate about planting by lunar cycle

Style of Reporting

Lyrical, metaphor-rich, and dotted with astrological symbols

Uses italics for emphasis and emotional gravity

Horoscopes often include gardening tips and emotional weather warnings

Column Features

"PEWSEY HOROSCOPES"

"CELESTIAL COMPATIBILITY"

"LUNA’S MOON NOTES"

Catchphrases

"Mercury is not in retrograde. You’re just ignoring your feelings."

"I’ve consulted the stars and... yes, bring a raincoat."

"Some eclipses are emotional. Like Thursdays."

Visual Style

Star charts, zodiac glyphs, and misty pastel illustrations

Circular elements to echo moon phases

Elegant script with dreamlike infographics

Relationships

Cosmic rivalry with Owlbert Nimbus over predictive precision

Deep mutual respect with Deer Deadrie (they sometimes meditate together in silence)

Occasionally receives suspicious glances from Henrietta Henforth, who distrusts “unmeasurable things”

Fun Fact
Luna once predicted that a villager would fall in love after tripping over a pumpkin. It happened. They’re married now. There were moon-shaped napkins.

For horoscopes, lunar love notes, and zodiac‑tinged wisdom, follow Luna Hopwell in The Wiltshire Wink. The cosmos are calling—and so is the kettle.